KISAH RUMAH TANGGA

Lawak betul bila terbaca cerita ni kat online paper

Alkisah suami isteri ni dah bercerai. Yang lelakinya claim, ex wife dia asyik dok ganggu dia. Jadinya, lelaki yg sakit hati ni pergi la hantar batu megalith seberat 20 tan kat depan driveway rumah ex wife dia dengan tulisan ucapan selamat harijadi. Siap ada riben pink lagi u. Huahuahua...x bleh tahan x bleh tahan.

Macam mana lelaki tu bleh bw batu sebesar 20tan tu kan?? Hahaha..laki ni rupanya ada syarikat excavation, jadi tengah2 malam dia guna heavy duty punya machine angkut itu batu besar la.

Ni jawapan lelaki tu bila ditanya kenapa dia buat macam tu, ini la jawapannya:-

"The enormous stone was a gift. I had to do something so she'd leave me alone."

"She never had a rock big enough for her tastes, now she has one. That's the biggest rock she'll ever get in her life."

"This is the final straw so that my ex-wife will leave me alone. She continues to harass me behind my back despite many warnings and legal appeals. This is probably the largest gift she will receive in her life."